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Monday, January 7, 2008

No Bitches and Complaints

So it's been about a months since I started this blog and I realized that I haven't provided any of the promised bitches or complaints. It must have been a good month or something.

Even today I don’t really have a good bitch to complain about so I thought I’d offer up just a few random thought that someday may make full fledge bitch/complaint entries.

Here goes:


What’s with these bike riders through Rock Creek Park who insist on riding on the road when there's a perfectly fine BIKE path only 10 yards away? Do they not understand that the big bad car can actually hurt them?

Why is it that Virginia drivers seem lost the moment they back out of their drive way? If you’re from VA and are at all offended by this thought please be sure to read the very first entry of this blog.

If the Dems are convinced they can beat Huckabee, and the Repubs are convinced we aren't ready for a woman president what happens if The Huckster and the second coming of B C wind up with their party's nominations? Do we all self destruct? (Not really a bitch/complain but a thought none the less)

Why is it that technology provides feel the need to change a technology the moment they finally get it right and everyone really likes it? Are they bored?

Here’s one that really gets my goat. Why is it that the District of Columbia passed laws against using cell phones while driving and at the same time issued all their patrol officers cell phones to improve communication? Have you ever seen an policemen pull over to the curb to use their cell phone. Hands Free device you say? Bahhhh don’t make me laugh.

So there you have it. A few random thoughts that someday may mature into full fledge posts. You’ll have to keep checking in to find out.


11 comments:

  1. Maybe we should consider electing Huckabee for President and Hillary as Vice President - we just might come up with at least one good head - something we have not had in over 2 decades. I mean we use to do this and our founding fathers usually did things right. Then we can follow Lincoln's example and put all the other nominees of both parties in the cabinet - policy stalemate may be America's smartest
    21st century move -let the rest of the world's demoncracies do something for a change.

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  2. Got a couple more for you. Feel free to use them as Blog fodder.

    Whiteneck = people who buy SUV's because they are "cool". Don't know who you think you are kidding with your minivan on a truck chassis, you are still a parent and your kids think you are a geek.

    Just becuase they sell those big inflatable Christmas lawn decorations at Home Depot and Lowe's does not make them socially acceptable. They are still tacky.

    We have entirely too much free time on our hands when we just can't seem to get enough of the train wreck that is Britney Spears. Enough already.

    American Gladiators is back on TV. Has the writer's strike made us that desperate?

    Anyone else still recovering from nicks, cuts, scratches and all forms of injuries caused while opening the hermetically sealed, twist tied and seemingly permenantly attached to cardboard children's toys on Christmas morning? The elves really have it in for us parents.

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  3. Quote: American Gladiators is back on TV. Has the writer's strike made us that desperate?

    This from the one who's thrilled that American Idol is starting soon. ;-)

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  4. Now, don't be dissing American Idol. That's some real quality TV.

    By the way, how many seasons of Survivor and Amazing Race have you watched???

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  5. At least Survivor and Race are new concepts where as Idol is just Star Search with a blow hard replaceing Ed McMahon.

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  6. Just admit it, Reality TV has that uncanny ability to suck in just about anyone. There's a reality show for all walks of life and interests - not one better then the other. It's a consipiracy I tell ya! We're just the victims here.

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  7. I forgot the best one:

    Cow farts are the cause of Global Warming. Where is George Carlin when we need him?

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  8. Regarding "whitenecks"...if you're going to buy an SUV...you should at least learn how to handle it! How many times have you watched as somebody makes a futile attempt at parallel parking...or even simply trying to navigate a store parking garage?! Drives me nuts!

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  9. My kids are 'nuts' no wonder the world is in the shape it finds itself with a generation of crazies running around - and just think you guys are raising little crazies to carry the torch into the future :-)

    And, by the way, there are no reality shows about us ole folk. and I don't mean the baby boomers - they are just hitting their 50's inspite of the fact that the commercial world is selling them old age vitamens, viagra, and retirement homes with running tracks and telling them to not forget 'their dreams baby.'

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  10. "And, by the way, there are no reality shows about us ole folk"

    Sure they do - its called the Weather Channel.

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  11. I agree that there are no good Reality TV Shows. Not a single one and why anyone would watch them is beyond me.

    I thought that writers strike was the best thing for TV. Of course why did they ever give in? Outsource it to India. ;)

    Don't even get me started on politics. It is depressing that the best that the republicans can come up with is McCain? And the democrats have Clinton and Obama. Didn't we have enough of the Clinton corruption in the 90s? And Obama who is like a ghost. No substance.

    Maybe Nader has a shot? Not really.

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